October 14, 2011

#2 Josh vs. #9 Chad.
Brothers in battle. It's like the Civil War all over again, but not with death or over States Rights (or incorrectly, slavery). That doesn't matter though, these two allegedly are against each other as much as those crazy dudes were over 1 century ago. There will be no rebel yell, there will be no charging hills, and no gunshots to the leg. What were there be? A knockdown drag out brawl. In case you haven't figured this out yet.. I'm really into the WWF lately. Probably because of the Macho Man netflix streaming thing I've been watching. This game will remind many of this match. The best part? I'm the Undertaker. "SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN GAME"


#7 Billy vs. #10 Perrins
Billy's reign at the top is coming to an end once again. Perrins reign at the top? Never started. Somehow this clown managed to get his team up to #9 despite being 0-season start. Now, he's ripping off wins like it's his job. He got a 15 spot from Matt Barkley on Thursday night. Will that be enough? Not likely, it's no secret that Billy doesn't like Perrins even though they used to work together. This wont be a knockdown drag out fight like the other game. They are both too soft for that. It'll be filled with a bunch of high-flying acrobatic crap.. like a UNC/Duke basketball game. The execution? It'll be as solid as this Diesel interview. Who cares who wins? I don't.


#4 Crass vs. #5 Brian
This game might be the best of the week as both teams are JUST on the outside of the $ hunt. If you finish 3rd, you get a bit back.. if you finish #4th? So sorry. Brian has been working for years to get to this spot.. Crass is used to it. Crass has been riding USC WR Woods all season long.. he only got 3 from him last night despite the fact they scored 30. That's not good for this team. And to be honest.. I'm not sure where he's going to make up for it. Look out top of the league.. Brian might be the top up and comer. Is he a... legend killer?


#7 Cherns vs. #6 Joe-Dub
Another closely ranked contest. Cherns used to be fireworks in this league.. but lately he's the Big Nonexistant. Joe has worked his way over top Cherns in the league standings and participation. Cherns is stubborn and cranky. Joe is unknown, still. Refuses to meet anybody except Brian. Weird. Joe only got 4 points from Isi last night, that's not good out of a RB. That's bottom of the league type numbers. Did Cherns turn a line-up in this week? Nobody knows. If nobody cares about the game.. do they have to play it? Do I even have to write about it or find a sweet youtube video? Thankfully, the Brewers are getting shelled so I'll do it anyway. This game is like this interview. Pointless.


#12 Zach vs. #1 T-Raz
Whoa. Like whoa. Noob is terrible. He's got plenty of excuses. The draft, league set-up, free agency, blah blah blah. He's just not used to losing and can't accept it. T-Raz? Nobody knows how he is in 1st. Oh, he got lucky and signed Russellmania who happens to know play for Wisconsin.. who happens to have an elite offense in college football. Sure he is good.. but the dude plays for Paul Chryst. Maybe the greatest offensive mind alive. Zach has an option QB starting.. if that tells you anything about the type of team he has. This is 1st vs. last. While I like upsets, we're not going to have one here. This is a beatdown.


#11 Fat Joe vs. #3 Scuba
Shut up, Joe. You're fat. You're as efficient as the Brewers are. In other words.. you can't field, you can't hit with runners in scoring position and you choke 2 games away. Outstanding. Scuba. Nobody cares about you right now. You're just there by default. Crass hasn't gotten on a roll yet. Brian is too inexperienced and the rest of us? We're just not very good. I hope you're not proud of your current ranking, but you sould enjoy it.. nobody expects it to last very long. Eigher way.. you got this one in the bag. But Scuba.. don't try to cheat.. Norris is watching.

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