Week 6. Things Get Worse

What a funky league this year. Our resident expert with the spreadsheet and supreme time-management skill isn't available to work his magic because of a... JOB?! Huh? He better be getting paid more for this, that's all I can say. The back-up plan ran into a road bump with his job also.. must stink to be in financial advising in this administration (yes, I said that and not this economy). We've fallen, we've gotten up, we've fallen.. and we've gotten up. Here's a fact though: we aren't going anywhere. We aren't leaving. We're here to stay. We're like the Madison capitol protestors.

#1 T-Raz vs. #7 Billy
-Role reversal. Billy used to being at thte top, T-Raz near the bottom. No idea how this has happened, but CBS helped T-Raz catch a loss that became a win and next thing you know Russell Wilson is on top of the Heisman ballot. Keenan Allen in T-Raz described "beast mode" tonight and there you have it. Billy? He's toast, looking to trade and re-load. He's got Andrew Luck and not much else. I don't think he can hang with T-Raz.. even without Wilson playing this week. By the way, I think Billy has D'Anthony Thomas on the bench this week. Oops.
If this game were a Chuck Norris clip it would be: Pretty exciting but completly unrealistic, just like Bill's chance of winning.

#2 Josh vs. #5 Brian. This should be a barnburner, Brian finally has his team rolling. Josh is getting play from top to bottom. Will Landry Jones put up good numbers against a tough Texas defense? Josh isn't the Graham Harrell led squad anymore, he's getting production from top to bottom. Brian, however, finally ditched the ND QBs and has started winning. Shocking? Not if you know anything about football. I've got a feeling here...
If this were a Chuck Norris clip it would be: Hilarious. Just like Josh's face after he gets upset.

#3 Crass vs. #4 Scuba. Wow, #3 vs. #4? What a good game, probably the only game better is the #10 and #11 matchup we'll discuss shortly. Crass typically is near the top, Scuba got a big win stripped out of his hands earlier today and fell to 3-2 instead of 4-1. Does that matter? Not in this match-up, Scuba happens to be Crass' brother in law. You can't make this up. Rumor has it Scuba is a bit angry and he's going to take it out on Crass.. in fantasy football or real life. I'm not sure which one. This is going to be a knockdown, drag out brawl.
IF this were a Chuck Norris clip it would be: The Bear is Steven. You'll see who wins.

#6 Cherns vs. #12 Perrins
HAHAHAHAH. Do I really even need to pretend to write ANYTHING up about this game? Perrins hasn't seen a win since last season. Hasn't smelled a victory. He lives through the Badgers and T-Raz's #1 ranking. Pathetic.
If this game were a Chuck Norris clip.. Perrins would be Kayne West interrupting.

#8 Joe-Dub vs. #9 Fat Joe. Facts: both guys are named Joe, this game really doesn't matter except pride. Joe-Dub wanted to go by Joe W or Windler. No dice, he doesn't run the league. I do. I said it's Joe-Dub, sounds cooler. Fat Joe. Where'd that come from? Had to separate them somehow.. during the draft I thought of that Fat rapper named, Fat Joe. It stuck. It coulda been Jersey Joe.. but that's Jersey Joe Martinek. Plus, it makes him sound like a jersey chaser.. who knows, maybe he is.
If this game were a Chuck Norris clip (it wouldn't be, Chuck doesn't like to be around stink)

#10 Cloughs vs. #11 Zach
LOL. This is even worse, seriously. 2 wins total. 8 losses. Like 2 near wins. Just a bad, bad football game. Cloughs is looking to trade and rebuild (again). Zach is new. It's just going to be an ugly game. Oregon D isn't really helping Cloughs case either. Neither team wins, they're both losers.
If this were a Chuck Norris clip, these two would be the guys in green.

Team Preview: 4th Place "The Senior Citizen"

He's getting up there in years, sooner than any of the rest of us he's going to be getting free coffee at restaurants, a discount at others, and he'll have a local breakfast place to get out of the house on Saturday mornings. With age, comes a fading memory and re-living those good old days.. that's why The Senior Citizen's movie comparison is sticking with the Hogan theme and really going to the good old days. No Holds Barred.

Basically, there's a dude named, Rip (Hogan) who has some lame stuff happen to him and then his brother gets seriously hurt. Well, he has to end up in the ring against.. ZEUS. And we all know, you can't beat a cross-eyed man named after a Greek God. Not even Rip can do it. ORRRRRRRR can he? Because he's getting his tail kicked in and at one inspirational moment, he glances up seeing his bro in a wheelchair wearing a neckbrace give him the "rip 'em" sign. Boy, does that FIRE RIP UP! Look out Zeus, HERE HE COMES! (This relates to Josh because he's been beaten down and thrown out to the birds.. but he continues to fight back and now he's dangerous with guys like Landry Jones, Marcus Lattimore and Justin Blackmon. He may have a top 3 guy at each position. Scary)

Best Player: Justin Blackmon
Breakout Player: Ray Graham
Most Overrated: Jermie Calhoun