May 16, 2011

Team Preview: 10th Place "Joltin Joe"

Clearly, I did 10-7th already but blogger decided they weren't important to keep around. I think they were a tad too good and that's why they got the bump, so, I'll just have to re-do the early previews.

And 10th place belongs to the potential guy that doesn't even exist; nobody in the league knows him except Brian. Could Joe be Brian's split personality? Judging by the fact that they are similar in terms of team failure, I'd say that's a possibility. Until somebody outside of Brian meets Joe; we're going with Brian's split personality, "Joe" is in 10th place.

Joe's squad reminds me of The Titanic. You know, supposed blockbuster that instead wears you down and puts you to sleep? There is the one famous scene.. the part where Leo is on the front of the Titanic acting all cool..(like Joe's monster week followed by voting himself #1). The rest? Huh? There is more?

Joe's team, in fact, is kind of like that.. he has Michael Floyd. And... and... Well, Michael Floyd may not even play since he thinks drinking and driving is acceptable despite being told otherwise, multiple times. He has Scheelhause at the QB, a potential dual threat that can't really throw. He has holes at RB all over the place and a few WR from FSU with a QB that may not be able to throw and a clown from Duke. Awesome.

Like the big boat... this team is going down.

Best Player: Michael Floyd
Breakout Player: Lache Seastruck
Most Overrated: Jeff Demps

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