May 18, 2011

Team Preview: 6th Place Minnesota State Screaming Eagles

Is this too high for Brian's cast of chronic underachievers? Yeah, probably. He's never really found a rhythm with his roster; he's up.. he's down. He's hot, he's not. He's happy; he's sad. It's part his football team, part his life (from Minnesota, thankfully chose UW now lives in Illinois), part his sports dreams (loves the Vikings, Badgers and Twins). Whenever the guy does something right, he quickly follows it up and takes two steps back.

It kind of reminds me of the Spice Girls that had that one HOT summer song.. you know the one, "If you wanna be my lover...." and then really emphasized the phrase, "GIRL POWER" Well, they quickly fell back off the face of the Earth but not before releasing their epic movie. And don't forget, they still float around the news whether it's at a wedding or married to some soccer guy that tried to make pro soccer popular in the US. You know.. kind of like Brian's team. They are there.. but not really and most of us think they were never really popular or good. Nice job, Brian, you've won yourself the SPICE GIRLS Award!

Best Player: Trent Richardson, RB, Bama
Breakout Performer: Edwin Baker, RB, MSU
Most Overrated: Dayne Crist, QB, Notre Dame

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