May 9, 2011

Team Review: 10th Place T-Raz

Ouch. 3-11. 87 points per game.

This was easily one of the worst, if not THE WORST, college fantasy team we have ever seen. And, trust me, we've seen some brutal fantasy teams. I would equate this to being Prairie View A+M like.. you know, as a matter of fact, I think this T-Raz squad could fit somewhere on this list.  Another comparison that comes to mind right now is the Milwaukee Brewers offense in the last 8ish games.  Governor Walker may be more successful than this squad was.  I've seen Billy strike out less at the bar and Bauman had an easier time getting out of his tux on my wedding night than you did with this team. 

Well, we know this squad was futile. So.... what went right:
He scored 120 one time in a game, easily his high of the season.. but he lost that game. He won 3 games with a high score of 100, so while he says he won them, opponents say they lost them.  That's all I could find. No lie.


 

What went wrong:
Obviously, almost everything. The QB's underperformed all year (Jacory Harris is still unsure which team to throw the ball to), the running game was stuck in place and best exemplifies the clip above, the WR's couldn't catch a cold and nobody knows who his TE even is.

What the boosters are saying:  Nothing, we tried to track a few down to comment and nobody was willing to admit they were a part of this program.

Great season, T-Raz.. this was certainly one for the record books. I may propose that in the future, a team averaging less than this year needs to rent the rest of the league paintball equipment and find a date that can work for us all.  Better luck next year.

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