May 18, 2011

Team Preview: 5th Place "The Crass"

Crass is used to being rated lower than his true talent; early last year I rode him about his 0-2 start telling him his time at the top was over. He never panicked, stayed the course, and we all know the result.. a 2nd place finish. Many of you don't know this that in high school, he wrestled a one-man wrecking ball called, "Lightning" Luke Smith from the Chippewa Falls area. Lightning, it was though, would be unbeaten in his high school career.. heck, "unchallenged" was a word used to describe his future career. Well, little did the wrestling world know that when this Crass character was healthy and able to use both of his knees, he could grapple a little bit too. In fact, he was good enough to beat Lightning on several occasions (can't remember this for sure, I know he beat him at least once). And now? So, what does this have to do with anything?

It's kind of like this.. you don't underestimate The Crass like you don't underestimate Hulk Hogan. Especially when it comes to a movie. Especially when it's the follow up to a real slobberknocker as Crass' movie comparison is.... 3 Ninjas: High Noon Yadda Yadda Yadda. This movie is legendary for the basis of these 3 little punks that learn karate from their old Japanese (imagine that!) Grandpa and they get themselves into all sorts of life saving opportunities. Naturally, some really bad people want to do some really bad things at really unusual places (amusement park) and these kids are there to magically save the day (with Hogan, slimmed down and with a better back). You really need to check this out; a real sleeper in the movie world. It's kind of like Crass' team.. a real sleeper in the college fantasy football world. He can do damage, he has pieces and a winning mentality.

Best Player: Brandon Weeden, QB, Oklahoma State
Breakout Player: Joseph Randle, RB, Oklahoma State
Most Overrated Player: Mohammad Sanu, WR, Rutgers

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