May 16, 2011

Team Preview: 9th Place The Champ

Yeap.. that's right, Bill is now my 9th place preview. Somehow, I doubt this happens but it looks that way now. How can the league make it happen? Easy, it's called "collusion" and Barry Bonds thinks he knows about it. The league can collude to not trade experienced, good productive players for potential future players. This is what Bill does, draft young guys that may play then trade them for players that produce. Annnnd people buy it every year and wonder why he's on top. Unreal.

This year, this comes to an end, I can tell. Bill is old Mother Hubbard and there is nothing in his cupboard.  And by nothing, I mean nothing outside of his one star.. Andrew Luck. This squad is like an old Arnold movie that I know. Commando. It has one star, and yes.. I consider 80s Ahhhnold a star. So, basically Ahhhnold is Andrew Luck. And what's he surrounded by? Well, in the movie, Ahhhnold is a one man wrecking crew going to rescue his kidnapped daughter and naturally, fights down an entire population of goons and an army. Alone. By himself. No help. Welcome to the party Andrew. You've got no help and are going to rescue your team (the equivalent of Arnold's daughter). Sounds like fun to me, and I know Luck will be the #1 pick in the draft.. but he's not Ahhhhnold, at least, not in real life.

By the way, on the clip below.. how nasty is the main henchmen? Just an awful body type for a bad guy and sloppily dressed. That guy is pathetic, Ahhhnold should destroy him without getting touched, yet, he works Ahhhnold over for awhile. That's embarrassing. That gold chain is solid though and I like he has time to do his hair, so he does have some moxie.

While John Matrix comes out on top in this fight; that won't happen with Andrew Luck. If those bullets were Luck's pass attempts his arm would fall off and he'd have the arm strength of Mike Samuel at season's end. Ain't going to happen.

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