May 11, 2011

Team Review: 8th Place "Scuba Steve"

5-9.  114 points per game.

The noob, the rookie taking over perennial league doormat had a string of success this season. He surprised the league, but then, the questions started.. his sister, happens to be married to a top league contender. Could they be helping each other out? Could he be receiving unfair league advice? Rumors persist that after Congress slams the BCS; they might work on this dangerous tandem to see if they are in collaboration. Barry Bonds thinks they might be.

What Went Right: 2 and 3 game winning streaks were the 5 wins, showing that when he's rolling.. he's rolling. Went bananas for 182 points in a week and had a few others over 140. Ryan Mallett, Knile Davis, Leonard Hankerson, and Alshon Jeffrey had great seasons for the squad.

What Went Wrong: 2 2-game losing streaks and a 5-game losing streak ended this joyride. There was nobody near PT ready at QB and the RB's would be terrible if it weren't for Davis. He needs a lot of help at the position.

What the boosters are saying: "We're glad the former owner gave up ownership to get married. It's really helped out the program, and we're on the upswing. Now, our team has more than Michigan scrubs that transfer to other schools or just can't play D1 football."

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