May 18, 2011

Team Preview: 2nd Place "Perrins"

I feel guilty about this position because Perrins lucked his way into a 3rd place finish this past season.  At times, he's amazing (Rocky IV) and at other times he is completely lost (Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot).  He's built and found a roster that has serious potential just like any Sly movie out there, but he's also Perrins... which means he could implode at any time and just forget to submit a roster or start the completely wrong match up or make a ridiculous trade.  That potential is there.

I'm not going to go into the plot line for "Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot!" because to be honest, I'm not sure there is one.  All I know is Sly is a cop of some kind and his mom gets a gun and threatens to shoot somebody.  Selective amnesia has turned the rest away from memory, kind of like picking Perrins 2nd will fade from memory immediately after I post this.

Perrins roster is like a good Sly movie: Matt Barkley, T. Pryor (dumbest player alive?), James White, Antwon Bailey, and stacked WR's with Ryan Broyles, Jeff Fuller, and DJ Woods.  Scary, scary potential if he hits match-ups and stays healthy. At the same time, however, he has to hit everything right in the draft and line-ups.  He could error very easily, just like Sly trying to read this script.  How could he think this movie was a good idea?  We'll ask that question about Perrins this year... How could he think that line-up was a good idea and it'll be at a key point in the season.

Best Player:  Ryan Broyles
Breakout Player: DJ Woods
Most Overrated: Terrelle Pryor

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